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Win98 Source Code

Our Deep Throat has leaked this Win98 Source snippet. He swears it's real.

We leave you to decide...

#include "win31.h";
#include "win95.h";
#include "evenmore.h";
#include "oldstuff.h";
#include "billrulz.h";
#define INSTALL HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
 
void main()
{
	while(!CRASHED)  
	{    
		display_copyright_message();
		display_bill_rules_message();    
		do_nothing_loop();
		if (first_time_installation)    
		{      
			make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
			do_nothing_loop();      
			totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
			search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();		
			hang_system();    
		}
		write_something(anything);    
		display_copyright_message();
		do_nothing_loop();    
		do_some_stuff();    
		if (still_not_crashed)    
		{
			display_copyright_message();		
			do_nothing_loop();
			basically_run_windows_3.1();      
			do_nothing_loop();
			do_nothing_loop();    
		}  
	}  
	if (detect_cache())    
		disable_cache();
	if (fast_cpu())  
	{    
		set_wait_states(lots);    
		set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
		set_mouse(action, jumpy);    
		set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);  
	}
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */  
	printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
	if (system_ok())    
		crash(to_dos_prompt);  
	else  
	{
		system_memory = open("a:\\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
		activate_shell(INTERNET_EXPLORER);
		set_bitmap_animation_level(BA_MAXIMUM_LEVEL);  
	}  
	while(something)  
	{
		sleep(5000);    
		get_user_input();    
		sleep(5000);    
		act_on_user_input();
		sleep(5000);  
	}  
	create_general_protection_fault();
}   


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