Who is General Protection
and Why is it Always his Fault?
A String Joke
Two strings walk into a bar.
Bar tender says to one string, "What'll it be?"
The string replies, "Gimme a beer (mJ%D98n#.. @@@@@^ewuio HFln3.s SSSS? b"
The other string says, "You'll have to excuse my friend. He's not null-terminated."
Q. How many Microsoft Customer Support Services operators
does it take to change a light bulb?
Q. How many Customer Engineers does it take to change
a light bulb?
Q. How many X-Windows programmers does it take to
change a light bulb?
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