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A String Joke

Two strings walk into a bar.
Bar tender says to one string, "What'll it be?"
The string replies, "Gimme a beer (mJ%D98n#.. @@@@@^ewuio HFln3.s SSSS? b"
The other string says, "You'll have to excuse my friend. He's not null-terminated."



Q. How many Microsoft Customer Support Services operators does it take to change a light bulb? A. Dial 1 for Bankcard, 2 for Visa, 3 for Mastercard or 4 for American Express . . . dial 9 to repeat these options.

Q. How many Customer Engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. That's a known defect. You need to download PATCH321...

Q. How many X-Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Display device not supported or driver not found. O.K.

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